Miss Piggy releases official statement, Pandemic may be evolving

A week and a half ago, we reported that Miss Piggy had been released from the hospital and that the doctors had cleared her of any swine flu problems. Today, Piggy released an official statement:

I want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for thinking of me and caring for me and making moi feel better about moi. The swine flu has not affected me, but it has affected several of my third cousins, twice removed. I want to remind everyone that they should wash their hands, be careful about contact, and remember that eating pigs is wrong. Eat chickens, and moi will be happy. Thank you.

In related news, the World Health Organization released a statement today saying that the pandemic was still a problem and might be evolving. So again, if you feel sick of flu-y, please consult your doctor.